Thecrafter354 - a literal retard, written by none truly 'thecrafter354'

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the star retard of a lil game called 'StarCross'In Military Roleplay and Star Wars Roleplay born and raised On the CWRP and WOTRP was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some imaginary guns outside of the BLUFOR base When a mind of mine was up to no good Started making trouble in my community I got in one misdimeanor and I got scared I said 'You're movin' your dumbass roleplays to Starcross' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

I said goodbye and then clicked on the game I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo, this is bad Drinking rootbeer out of a dumbass cup Is this what the people of Starcross living like? Hmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're annoying, drama-ridden, and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the retard of StarCross Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude, looked like a fuckin idiot admin standing there with his golden gauntlet out I ain't trying to get beat, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning and made friends with the guy I whistled for a friendship and he came near The username said "LordFoot" and he had admin abusing If anything I could say that this admin abuser and betrayer was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to StarCross!" I pulled up to a group called 'Kids of Tommorrow' about seven or eight then left And I yelled to the admin "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later"

I looked at my dumbass throne I was finally there To sit on my throne as the star retard of StarCross

Original Lyrics by Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Parody by 'thecrafter354'Note: Cray's a cool person

also my favorite skit from SNL is World's Most Evilest Invetion, Robo Chomo is gonna be robo-flame