Dio Brando

Dio Brando is a boomer vampire who's the main enemy of the klowns of tomorrow, despite being FUCKING DEAD! He is often accompanied by Steward, and has too many aborted fetuses in his E-boy-mobile. He takes pride in his career in raising a K-pop band, as well as his clown stew farm. He also works as a male stripper.

His quotes include

"muda muda ha ha funny"

"fortnite bad, now upvote all my r/shitpostcrusaders posts like the slaves you are"

"kono dio da haha im so funny"